Britney Spears no doubt has the star quality Simon Cowell was searching for when he went on the lookout for new judges for The X Factorâs second season. But does the pop star have what it takes to be a judge? Many (including us) are dubious of Britâs ability to give helpful, pointed and smart criticism to aspiring singers, as Spears hasnât exactly been all that articulate or in-depth in her own interviews. Giving us a bit of a preview ahead of the showâs Season 2 premiere are four recently surfaced audio clips of the âCriminalâ singer interacting with contestants and giving critiques of their performances. And since we abide by the rule âJudge Not Lest Ye Be Judgedâ, weâve included our own personal critique of her judging ability. Check them out below!
CLIP #1:
BRIT-TIQUE: âI felt like your songs were really great and your voices are magical. When you sing you have a nice soothing sound, and I wish you could wake me up in the morning,â she says. âSinging!â she adds after Simonâs teasing.
OUR CRITIQUE: Brit is entering Paula Abdul nonsense-judging territory with this one. âReally greatâ and âmagicalâ donât help anybody. Theyâre barely words that describe anything, really. And her stilted delivery makes it seem like sheâs pulling her comments out of thin air. Secondly, we have to give Britney one giant demerit for speaking in some weird Paris Hilton-y baby voice. Itâs fine hearing her sing this way â" but we refuse to believe this isnât her attempt at being cute and feminine and totally âonâ. (In fact, what happened to that just-as-mysterious deep voice she had during her Femme Fatale promotional cycle?)
CLIP #2:
BRIT-TIQUE: Okay, thereâs no real critique here, just Brit fumbling over a contestantâs name and asking about his choice of clothing. Small talk before the audition â" which we kind of canât wait to see. Jake sounds like an emo-geek about to prove heâs a heartthrob by performing an Enrique Iglesias song.
OUR CRITIQUE: Weâre glad to hear her being friendly and welcoming with the contestants, as that can put them at ease and calm their nerves. Too bad she sounds like a cartoon beauty pageant contestant.
CLIP #3:
BRIT-TIQUE: âIt sounded like I was listening to Alvin and The Chipmunks,â says Brit. âI think your voice was too high, sweetie.â
OUR CRITIQUE: A criticism, for sure, but she delivers it too delicately. She doesnât necessarily need to go for the jugular, but donât come off like you have no authority, Brit.
CLIP #4:
BRIT-IQUE: After a contestant reportedly disses Demi Lovatoâs vocal ability, Brit comes to her co-judgeâs defense. âI want to know who let you on stage,â quips Brit (losing her baby voice for a second). âI feel uncomfortable with you even staring at me.â
OUR CRITIQUE: Confident, unafraid to appear less-than-chipper and standing up for her fellow judge? Thatâs the Brit we want to see on the show.
What do you think of Britneyâs judging so far? Tell us your thoughts in the comments.
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