Thursday, May 31, 2012

Lady Gaga challenges Britney Spears - The Spoof (satire)

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Lady Gaga addressed a crowd of her devote fans and said she was better than Britney Spears because she was six years younger and Spears looked like an old lady.

During a concert Britney Spears retaliated against Gaga by saying that Gaga is not European because she looks Arabic and her ancestors came from the middle east. Spears compared her nose as being authentic European because it was small and pointed up while Gaga's nose was long and pointed down like a Jew.

In a rage Gaga accused Spears of being a lesbian because she kissed Madonna and argues that Spears should not be around small girls because she can't be trusted. Gaga said that Spear's clothing smells like an old person's clothing.

At a concert Lady Gaga invited all of Spear's fans to become her fans because Spears never dated a black man and was a fake wannabe Barbie Doll. "I'm everything to everyone because I'm a girl of the people and I'm for the people." said Gaga.

Gaga or Britney Spears will be 2012's ruling diva. Many observes said it was a toss-up while others predicted that Gaga has a strong chance of taking the lead if she comes out with great songs that have perfect melodies.

During an interview Justin Beiber was asked if he would endorse Gaga or Spears as the reign queen of music in 2012. Beiber said he would endorse Gaga because she looks like a doll and sings great. He argues that Spears is too artificial and she is not part of the rainbow collision.

Paris Hilton also endorsed Lady Gaga, saying she adores shopping in Milan, Italy. "Lesbians are only good for one thing," said Hilton.

A poll was taken to forecast whether Spears will be the reigning diva in 2012. More than 80 percent of the vote went to Gaga. A different poll was taken to see if Justin Beiber's endorsement made any difference. 60 percent of the fans said they voted for Gaga based on what Justin Beiber said. It appears that Gaga is the most popular woman on the planet and other entertainers are supporting her rather than Spears.

The battle between Spears and Gaga will rage on for many years to come, or until a new female, teen sensation comes along and replaces both of them.

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