Sunday, June 3, 2012

Britney Spears defends George Zimmerman - The Spoof (satire)

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Britney Spears has come to the defense of George Zimmerman. Spears has inserted herself into the debate surrounding the problems experienced by Trayvon Martin.

"I want to become the public face of George Zimmerman, because I'm a good old girl from Alabama." said Spears.

Spears says that Trayvon Martin took a swing at a bus driver, and has had multiple suspensions from school for marijuana, Graffiti, possession of a burglary tool and possession of women's jewelry and a watch. "It's clear to see that Trayvon Martin has a tendency for violence and home burglaries." said Spears.

The fact that Martin might have been a home burglar does not affect the facts in the case, Spears complained.

The stand your ground law in Florida reads as follows, A person who is attacked in any other place where he or she has a right to be has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.

"Both George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin had a right to be on that street that fateful day and both of them had the right to stand their ground and the right to self-defense, but they were suppose to meet force with force to prevent the commission of a forcible felony." said Spears.

Spears argues that Zimmerman did not use force on Martin and therefore Martin had no right to attack Zimmerman.

Martin is a young, well built football player and Zimmerman is a short, skinny older man. Clearly, Martin had the physical advantage and had less to fear than Zimmerman.

"Let the evidence speak for itself." said Spears.

Martin didn't call the police which shows that he did not fear he was in danger. He called his girlfriend to strike a conversation with her to let her know he was being watched.

The fact that Zimmerman only used one bullet to defend himself shows that he had no rage or hate like Martin did and he had no other intention except to protect his own life.

The evidence shows that Zimmerman did not attack Martin because Martin's body did not show any signs of physical damage from a beating. Martin only had one bullet shot and a scratch on his knuckle from the blunt force he used on Zimmerman's head. The physical evidence is the best witness because it shows the events that occurred in a sequence.

Zimmerman was the only one that had severe physical damage to his body from a beating which suggest that it was Martin that beat Zimmerman. The fact that the damage to Zimmerman's body was severe and extensive and he did not strike Martin back in self defense shows that Zimmerman indicated, clearly, though body language his desires to withdraw. The severe damage also shows that Zimmerman was unable to escape the danger because Martin was unwilling to allow Zimmerman to escape the beating. The extent of Zimmerman's damage also shows that Zimmerman's life was in danger of death. Zimmerman felt the constant, sharp pain to his brain as his head was being repeatedly battered on the ground.

The physical evidence tells the entire story and contradicts any false, eye witness statements.

Like a weighing scale, the stand your ground law was balanced between both Zimmerman and Martin, but the extended damage on Zimmerman's body and the fact that he only shot one bullet put the law completely on Zimmerman's side, tipping the balance of the scale to Zimmerman's side.

If Martin would have beat a woman, the public would have never been in an uproar and the prosecutor would have never prosecuted the case. Zimmerman is a victim of gender hate at the hands of a system that is corrupt and controlled by money.

"The problem here is the state government who is suppose to give children a legal education up until High School, to prevent such problems from occurring." said Spears. "Our government is corrupt and preys on the ignorance of the human public." Spears complains.

Spears suggest that Apple computer should create a legal Ipad that communicates by voice. Trayvon Matin could have used such an Ipad to solve his situation quickly.

Martin could have told the Ipad, "Some guy is following me, what do I do?" The computer would have told him, "You don't have a right to stand you ground unless he has a weapon or he strikes you first and he is physically more powerful than you."

Trayvon would have been able to assess the situation intelligently, by stopping and talking to Zimmerman to see what his intentions were, or by leaving the area as quickly as possible and entering his home.

"Martin thought he had the right to use violence to solve any problem he encounters because he was uneducated about the laws and the government is responsible for not educating young people in school about law." said Spears.

It was the football coach in school that taught Martin how to use physical force to win against an opponent and this led to the tragic situation.

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