Don't hold it against her.
If Britney Spears pees in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Is it still news? Every media outlet has relentlessly covered Britney’s crawl to the X-Factor dotted line, but THIS TIME IT’S REALLY UNOFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY ON, friends. According to E! and a source weasel, Brit has signed a $15 million contract to sit in a chair and judge people on behalf of America. The announcement is expected to be officially made before FOX’s upcoming Upfront presentation.
Like we said, this has been going on for months now, so despite the fact that Spears is still largely relevant in pop music right now, taking a year off to ruin people’s hopes and dreams seems like the sort of money-making gimmick you take when the offer on the table is freaking 15 MILLION DOLLARS. Brit will join Simon, L.A. Reid, and an as-of-yet unnamed fourth judge as well as a brand new host, but let’s be honest, no one cares about those losers anymore.
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